I recently gave up following the political campaigns, though I must admit when I was following them I found it all as funny as hell. In fact…I dont even think I’m going to vote. I’m starting to think it’s really not going to matter in the long run anyway….these days its just about picking the less of the evils. Maybe I’ll vote for my dad or something… I wonder what they would do if everyone wrote in ‘Dad’…and he actually got the majority vote…who’s dad would they choose?

Clinton…Clinton interested me because she’s a woman and I’m a woman and us woman stick together, usually. But damn girl, you let a lot of crap happen go on in the whitehouse while your husband was in office…are you so cold hearted, so prim and proper, so polititiony, that you wont give a man what he deserves?–A slap and a firm kick in the balls–

And seriously, you sound like a little kid, arguing, defending, pushing. Like a wild cat with its claws outraised. And when you get emotional in public…its quite touching, but…pms isn’t going to be an excuse to miss important foreign diplomat meetings.

Now Obama…you think you are so sexy don’t you? Well, to be honest, I could care less if the president is sexy. If I wanted sexy, I’d vote for Johnny Depp, or Jude Law, not some youngish oldish guy who spends all of his time talking about shy some preacher has or has not his support…yadda yadda yadda.

McCain…you’re looking better and better every day. A war hero…albeit a bit old. I mean, I admit, when I envision the perfect president, Mel Gibson comes to mind…galloping down the front line with his son’s tattered American flag held proudly.

I admit…America needs a bit of TLC, but where’s the love folks? All I hear is about who is going to change what, and who is going to change what more then the other guy who’s going to change something. As I said, TLC is great…but what is so freakin’ wrong with America that you want to go changing everything? When are you dumb-asses going to realize that no matter how good we get it, we’re always going to want it to get better, and at some point there’s a place where ya gotta stop.

Having travelled overseas to parts of Asia, I realize how good Americans have it, and how much we don’t realize how good we have it…and how much discussing about how good we have it has become a cliche. Gas prices are so high…food prices are so high…what are we going to do? Well, maybe we can join the rest of the world in facing reality.